Serious supplements, questionable sense of humor.
Targeted nutrition for the body you actually have. No filler, no fluff — just the things your roots are asking for, with names that make you smile on the hard days.
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Protein Powders
Fuel the rebuild — one scoop at a time.
Whey Bigger Muscles
Because “whey” bigger is the goal.
A fast-absorbing whey protein for the days you're building, not just maintaining. Smooth-mixing with no chalky aftertaste — for gains that show up without the gritty personality.
- Fast-absorbing whey
- Complete amino profile
- No chalky aftertaste
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Don't Be A PeaWee
Big gains from little peas.
A complete pea-and-rice protein that proves plant-based doesn't mean underpowered. Full amino profile, gut-friendly, and the kind of shake your digestive tract doesn't dread.
- Pea + rice protein
- Full amino profile
- Gut-friendly
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It's Complicated
For the body that wants options.
Whey, casein, egg, and plant — a time-released blend for the body that wants the whole spectrum in one scoop. No commitment required.
- Whey + casein + egg + plant
- Time-released protein
- Full spectrum
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Pre-Workout & Energy Powders
Caffeine, nootropics, and pump enhancers for the days you said you'd go.
Hot Damn!
Because 'maybe later' wasn't going to cut it.
A clean-stim pre-workout with caffeine, L-theanine, and beta-alanine for the lift you actually showed up for. Smooth focus, real energy, none of the jangly heart-racing nonsense — just the kind of fire that makes you say it out loud.
- Caffeine + L-theanine
- Clean energy, no jitters
- Beta-alanine pump
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Brain Bolt
Nootropics for when the brain said no.
A nootropic pre-workout for the days your muscles showed up but your brain stayed in bed. Alpha-GPC, lion’s mane, and citicoline for sharp focus without the over-caffeinated chaos — because some mornings need more wiring than firing.
- Alpha-GPC + citicoline
- Lion’s mane
- Caffeine-free focus
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Pipe Down & Pump
Stim-free, because the chatter's enough.
A stimulant-free pump enhancer with citrulline, glycerol, and nitric oxide boosters for the veins that show up without the heart rate spike. For the body that’s wound tight enough already — just the pump, hold the chaos.
- Stim-free
- Citrulline + glycerol pump
- N.O. support
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Amino Acid Blends
BCAAs, EAAs, and performance boosters for the recovery you earned.
Sore Loser
Yesterday’s workout called.
A 2:1:1 BCAA blend for the DOMS that overstayed its welcome. Branch-chain aminos to keep your muscles fed between sessions — because being sore is a personality trait, not a life sentence.
- BCAA 2:1:1
- Delayed-onset soreness support
- Intra-workout fuel
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All Amino, No Drama
All nine essentials. Zero tantrums.
A full-spectrum EAA matrix — every essential amino acid your body can’t make on its own, in the ratios it actually uses. Complete recovery without the complicated relationship.
- All 9 EAAs
- Complete muscle synthesis
- Fast-absorbing
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Not Today, Lactic Acid
Outlast the burn.
Beta-alanine and L-citrulline to push back the wall your legs keep hitting. For the workout that dares you to keep going — and the nervous system that says ‘not today.’
- Beta-alanine
- L-citrulline
- Endurance & pump support
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Gut Health
Probiotics, prebiotics, and fiber — where the immune system actually lives.
Gut Feelings
Your gut has opinions. This one listens.
A shelf-stable probiotic paired with prebiotic fiber to rebuild the terrain your immune system actually lives on. Because the gut-brain conversation is a two-way street.
- 30B CFU probiotic
- Prebiotic fiber
- Gut-brain axis support
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Holy Sh*t!
The good bugs your gut's been missing.
A high-CFU probiotic for the flora that's been through antibiotics, stress, and a modern diet of white flour and good intentions. Because the microbiome you were born with isn't the one you're walking around with — and your gut knows it.
- 50B CFU probiotic
- Multi-strain blend
- Microbiome rebuild
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Sh*ts About To Get Real!
Feeds the good bugs so they actually show up.
A prebiotic fiber blend that feeds the probiotics you're already paying for. Because seeding the garden without feeding it is why nothing ever takes — the food your good bugs have been quietly starving for.
- Prebiotic fiber
- Feeds probiotics
- Short-chain fatty acids
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Sh*t Show
The fiber your diet forgot to invite.
A soluble + insoluble fiber blend for the gut running on caffeine and skipped meals. Keeps things moving, feeds the flora, and turns the daily situation into less of a production. Because regularity shouldn't be a plot twist.
- Soluble + insoluble fiber
- Digestive regularity
- Satiety + blood sugar
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Meal Replacements & Nutritional Shakes
Vitamins, fiber, and healthy fats in a shake — for the meals that didn't happen.
No Forks Given
Dinner's not happening. This is.
A complete meal-in-a-shake — protein, fiber, healthy fats, and the vitamins your skipped meal was supposed to deliver. For the night you said ‘I’ll figure it out’ and then didn’t. No fork required, and no apology either.
- Complete macro profile
- Fiber + healthy fats
- 20+ vitamins & minerals
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Shit, I Forgot To Eat!
For the mom who remembers everyone else's meals.
A grab-and-go nutritional shake for the person who feeds everyone but themselves. Balanced calories, protein, and fiber for the body running on coffee and sheer logistics — because you can’t pour from an empty cup, or an empty stomach.
- Grab-and-go calories
- Protein + fiber
- Blood-sugar balanced
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Electrolyte & Hydration Powders
Sodium, potassium, and magnesium — the minerals your sweat stole.
Stay Salty, B*tch!
Hydration with attitude.
A full-spectrum electrolyte blend — sodium, potassium, and magnesium in the ratios your body actually sweats out. For the days you’re running on caffeine and spite, and your cells are quietly filing a complaint.
- Sodium + potassium
- Magnesium glycinate
- Rapid hydration
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Drink Up Buttercup
Buck up — your body’s thirsty.
A coconut-water-based hydration blend with trace minerals and a gentle electrolyte push. The kinder, softer hydration for the body that’s been running on empty and pretending it’s fine.
- Coconut water electrolytes
- 72+ trace minerals
- Cellular hydration
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Foundations & Minerals
The baseline every body leans on.
Mineral Matters
The quiet multitasker your cells actually called for.
Full-spectrum trace minerals and electrolytes for the hydration your nervous system has been quietly begging for. Most of us are running depleted before we ever feel thirsty.
- 72+ trace minerals
- Electrolyte balance
- Cellular hydration
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Amino Acid & Electrolyte Formulas
BCAAs, EAAs, and electrolytes in liquid form — faster absorption, flexible dosing, no powders to mix and no pills to choke down.
Stay Salty, B*tch!
Hydration with attitude — straight from the dropper.
A full-spectrum liquid electrolyte blend — sodium, potassium, and magnesium in the ratios your body actually sweats out, now in a form that skips the digestion line entirely. For the days you’re running on caffeine and spite, and your cells are quietly filing a complaint. Mix it, shoot it, or dose it to taste.
- Sodium + potassium
- Magnesium glycinate
- Fast-absorbing liquid
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Drink Up Buttercup
Buck up — your body’s thirsty. No stirring required.
A coconut-water-based liquid hydration blend with trace minerals and a gentle electrolyte push. The kinder, softer hydration that absorbs the moment it hits the tongue — for the body that’s been running on empty and pretending it’s fine. Flexible dosing for the cup you keep forgetting to fill.
- Coconut water electrolytes
- 72+ trace minerals
- Liquid-fast absorption
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Sore Loser
Yesterday’s workout called — and it brought a dropper.
A 2:1:1 BCAA liquid for the DOMS that overstayed its welcome. Branch-chain aminos that bypass digestion and get straight to the muscle — because being sore is a personality trait, not a life sentence, and your recovery shouldn’t have to wait on a dissolving tab.
- BCAA 2:1:1
- Delayed-onset soreness support
- Intra-workout fuel
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All Amino, No Drama
All nine essentials. Zero tantrums. Liquid form.
A full-spectrum EAA liquid — every essential amino acid your body can’t make on its own, in the ratios it actually uses, absorbed the moment it hits the tongue. Complete recovery without the complicated relationship or the chalky mix.
- All 9 EAAs
- Complete muscle synthesis
- Fast-absorbing liquid
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Not Today, Lactic Acid
Outlast the burn — no water bottle required.
Beta-alanine and L-citrulline in a liquid formula that hits the bloodstream fast, pushing back the wall your legs keep hitting. For the workout that dares you to keep going — and the nervous system that says ‘not today,’ dosed to the drop.
- Beta-alanine
- L-citrulline
- Endurance & pump support
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Calm & Sleep
Teach a wound-up nervous system it's safe.
Calm Your Roots
For when your nervous system forgot it was safe.
Magnesium glycinate and ashwagandha to soften the edge without dulling you. Built for the body that's been bracing for the next thing for years.
- Magnesium glycinate
- Adaptogenic support
- Tension relief
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Snooze Button
The only snooze button you'll actually thank.
Magnesium, L-theanine, and tart cherry to help your body remember how to let go at night. Melatonin-free, so you wake up as yourself.
- Sleep onset support
- GABA-pathway calm
- Melatonin-free
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Inflammation & Immune
Quiet the fire you can't see.
Inflammation, I Hardly Know Her
Chronic inflammation is the plot twist behind half your symptoms.
Highly bioavailable curcumin and boswellia for the low-grade fire you can't see but feel everywhere — joints, brain, gut, skin.
- Bioavailable curcumin
- Boswellia extract
- Systemic support
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Immune Leaf'd Be Believin'
Believe in your immune system again.
Vitamin C, D3/K2, and zinc in the ratios your body actually uses — not the ones on a marketing slide. Year-round armor for the system that takes the hit first.
- D3 + K2 balanced
- Zinc glycinate
- Year-round immune armor
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Energy & Cellular
Keep the power plants of the cell lit.
Mito Might
For the mitochondria carrying the whole show.
NAD+ precursors and ubiquinol CoQ10 to keep the power plants of your cells lit. When the fatigue is deeper than a good night's sleep can reach.
- NAD+ precursor
- CoQ10 (ubiquinol)
- Cellular energy
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Greens & Superfoods
Greens, adaptogens, and antioxidants in one scoop of attitude.
Green Sh*t!
Looks questionable. Tastes like responsibility.
An organic greens blend that looks exactly like it sounds — swamp-green, slightly menacing, suspiciously healthy. Spirulina, chlorella, and land-and-sea greens in one scoop. The kind of responsible you can taste.
- Organic greens blend
- Spirulina + chlorella
- Daily detox support
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Don't Panic, Adapt
For the chronically over-scheduled nervous system.
A stack of adaptogens — ashwagandha, rhodiola, and holy basil — for the body that's been running on cortisol and sheer willpower. Helps your nervous system remember what “baseline” even means.
- Ashwagandha + rhodiola
- Cortisol balance
- Stress resilience
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Oxidize Me? In This Economy?
Free radicals, meet your match.
Acai, maqui berry, and resveratrol for the cells that have been through it. A berry-bright shield against the free radicals you rack up just by existing in the modern world.
- Acai + maqui berry
- Resveratrol
- Cellular defense
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Collagen & Joint Support Powders
Collagen and joint support for the scaffolding that holds it all up.
Tighten Up Buttercup
Buck up — your joints and skin called.
Hydrolyzed collagen peptides for joints, skin, and the connective tissue holding it all together. Because the scaffolding deserves as much love as the muscles.
- Type I & III collagen
- Joint & skin support
- Hydrolyzed peptides
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Joint Custody
Your joints filed for better support.
Glucosamine, chondroitin, MSM, and turmeric for the knees that keep you guessing — and the back, hips, and shoulders that have been through it. Because your joints didn’t ask for this, and they deserve a better lawyer.
- Glucosamine + chondroitin
- MSM + turmeric
- Mobility & comfort
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Women's Health
Hormones run the show — you direct them.
Hormone-y
Hormones run the show and you're the director.
DIM, maca, and broccoli seed extract for the rhythm that got lost in the chaos of cycles, postpartum, and everything that came after.
- DIM + broccoli seed
- Maca root
- Estrogen metabolism
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Detox & Binders
Sweep what your body can't quite let go of.
The Binder
Mold, MCAS, and the aftermath of “what was that?”
Broad-spectrum binders that sweep what your body can't quite let go of — for the sensitive, the mold-affected, and the chronically overloaded.
- Multi-toxin binder
- GI tract support
- MCAS-friendly
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Herbal Extracts & Tinctures
Adaptogens, nervines, and bitters — the botanicals that taught your body how to calm, focus, and digest.
Calm The F*ck Down!
The adaptogen for the nervous system that forgot 'off.'
Ashwagandha tincture for the cortisol that's been running the show since — you can't remember. Calms the baseline, steadies the stress response, and reminds your adrenals they're allowed to downshift.
- KSM-66 ashwagandha
- Cortisol balance
- Stress resilience
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Hot Mess Express
For the burnout that's still booking meetings.
Rhodiola rosea tincture for the mental fatigue, the brain fog, and the 'I can't, but I will anyway.' Adaptogenic stamina for the nervous system running on fumes and obligation.
- Rhodiola rosea
- Mental stamina
- Fatigue support
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Lemon Chill Pill
Citrus-scented nervous system reset.
Lemon balm tincture for the anxious, over-wound, can't-settle mind. Gentle enough for daily use, strong enough to quiet the background hum of 'what if.'
- Lemon balm
- Anxious-calm
- Gentle nervine
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Chill, You Freak!
For the racing mind that won't take a hint.
Passion flower tincture for the circular thoughts, the 'just one more worry,' and the nervous system stuck in overdrive. The botanical 'take a breath' you keep forgetting to take.
- Passion flower
- Racing-mind calm
- Sleep onset support
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Holy Shit, I'm Zen!
Tulsi for the cortisol spiral.
Holy basil (tulsi) tincture for the stress that's become your personality. Adaptogenic, aromatic, and the closest thing to a deep breath in a bottle.
- Tulsi (holy basil)
- Adaptogenic calm
- Mood + cortisol
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Root of All Naps
For the body that forgot how to power down.
Valerian root tincture for the 2 a.m. replays and the body that won't let go. The stronger nervine for the sleep that's been locked out for weeks.
- Valerian root
- Sleep onset
- Deep-body calm
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Brain Mane-iac
Get your head together — literally.
Lion's mane tincture for the brain fog, the word-finding, and the focus that left the chat. Nerve growth factor support for the mind that's been running on background tabs.
- Lion's mane
- NGF + focus
- Brain fog support
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Ginkgo Thinko!
For the circulation your brain's been missing.
Ginkgo biloba tincture for the memory lapses, the cold extremities, and the 'what was I saying?' Blood flow to the brain — because thinking takes perfusion.
- Ginkgo biloba
- Cerebral circulation
- Memory + focus
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Smartass Drops
For the memory that used to be sharper.
Bacopa monnieri tincture for recall, learning, and the mental stamina that's been quietly declining. The nootropic herb your brain forgot it had access to.
- Bacopa monnieri
- Memory + recall
- Cognitive stamina
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Gotu Get It Together
For the brain that's scattered across the room.
Gotu kola tincture for the focus that won't assemble, the connective tissue that needs support, and the mind that's been multitasking into oblivion.
- Gotu kola
- Focus + clarity
- Connective tissue support
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Shroom Boom!
For the energy that downshifted without notice.
Cordyceps tincture for the ATP your mitochondria stopped making on time. Oxygen utilization, stamina, and the 'I can actually do this' you lost somewhere in the slump.
- Cordyceps
- ATP + oxygen
- Stamina support
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Root Awakening
For the digestion that fell asleep at the wheel.
Ginger root tincture for the nausea, the sluggish gut, and the 'why does everything feel heavy after I eat?' The warm wake-up your digestive fire has been missing.
- Ginger root
- Digestive motility
- Nausea relief
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Mint Condition
For the gut that's tied in knots.
Peppermint tincture for the cramps, the bloating, and the tension your intestines have been carrying. The cool, antispasmodic reset for the gut that won't unclench.
- Peppermint
- Antispasmodic
- Bloating relief
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Fennel Attraction
For the gas that won't take a hint.
Fennel seed tincture for the bloating, the trapped gas, and the post-meal balloon. Carminative, gentle, and exactly what your gut's been trying to ask for.
- Fennel seed
- Carminative
- Gas + bloating
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Hot Dandy!
For the liver that's been overworked.
Dandelion root tincture for the liver that's been quietly handling everything you throw at it. Bitter, gentle, and the digestive nudge your detox pathways forgot they needed.
- Dandelion root
- Liver + bile support
- Gentle detox
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Thistle Be Interesting
For the liver that's been through it.
Milk thistle tincture for the liver carrying the load of modern life — meds, toxins, the wine you said you'd cut back on. Silymarin support for the organ that never gets a day off.
- Silymarin (milk thistle)
- Liver protection
- Cellular repair
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Don't Be a Prickly B*tch!
For the immune that needs a wake-up call.
Echinacea tincture for the seasonal onslaught and the immune system caught flat-footed. The prickly little flower that kicks your defenses into gear before the scratch in your throat becomes a week in bed.
- Echinacea purpurea
- Immune activation
- Seasonal support
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Orega-NO You Didn't!
The antimicrobial that doesn't play nice.
Oregano oil tincture — carvacrol and thymol — for the gut, the sinuses, and the bugs that overstayed their welcome. Potent, feisty, and exactly the kind of bouncer your microbiome keeps requesting.
- Oregano oil (carvacrol)
- Antimicrobial
- Gut + sinus support
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Maca Me Crazy!
For the libido and energy that went on strike.
Maca root tincture for the hormones, the drive, and the stamina that quietly walked off the job. Adaptogenic, earthy, and the reason your mood remembered what ‘good’ felt like.
- Maca root
- Libido + stamina
- Hormone balance
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Turmeric Tantrum
The inflammation that's about to get disciplined.
Turmeric tincture with black pepper for the curcumin that finally absorbs — for the joints, the gut, and the low-grade fire you can't see but feel everywhere. The tantrum your body's been throwing, quietly calmed.
- Curcumin + piperine
- Anti-inflammatory
- Joint + gut support
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Stinging Attitude
The mineral-rich green with a defense mechanism.
Nettle leaf tincture for the histamine overload, the seasonal allergies, and the iron your body keeps quietly running low on. The stinging green that feeds what's depleted and calms what's overreacting — at the same time.
- Nettle leaf
- Histamine + allergy support
- Mineral-rich
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Shroom Service
The adaptogen that actually shows up.
Reishi tincture for the stress that won't quit, the sleep that won't come, and the immune that's been stretched thin. The ‘mushroom of immortality’ — now working the night shift for your nervous system.
- Reishi
- Stress + sleep support
- Immune + calm
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Chaga Chaga Boom Boom
The antioxidant that hits different.
Chaga tincture for the oxidative stress you rack up just by existing in the modern world. The highest antioxidant on the mushroom block — for the skin, the cells, and the inflammation running quietly in the background.
- Chaga
- Massive antioxidant
- Cellular defense
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Beet It!
For the circulation that needs to move.
Beetroot tincture for the nitric oxide, the blood flow, and the stamina that downshifted without warning. The root that keeps things moving — blood, oxygen, and the workout you almost bailed on.
- Beetroot (nitrates)
- Nitric oxide + blood flow
- Stamina support
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Liquid Vitamins & Minerals
Liquid nutrition that skips the digestion line — faster absorption, easier dosing, no pills to choke down.
Give Me The D!
Sunshine you don't have to wait for.
Vitamin D3 + K2 drops for the immune system, mood, and bones that have been stuck under fluorescent lights for too long. Because your cells can't synthesize sunshine on command.
- D3 + K2 combo
- Immune + bone support
- Fast-absorbing liquid
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Oh-B-Have!
B12 with a personality.
Methyl B12 drops for the energy that coffee stopped reaching months ago. For the brain fog that makes you walk into a room and forget why you're there — and the fatigue that's deeper than tired.
- Methylcobalamin B12
- Energy + focus
- Sublingual absorption
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B Positive, Damnit!
The whole B complex, no skip-a-day energy.
A full B-complex in liquid form for the nervous system that's been running the show on fumes. Mood, metabolism, methylation — the backstage crew your cells forgot to pay.
- Full B-complex
- Methylation support
- Nervous system fuel
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C-Riously Good
Immune's favorite hype man.
Liposomal vitamin C that delivers where ordinary C fizzles out. For the immune system holding the line — and the skin that could use a little backup.
- Liposomal C
- Immune + skin
- High bioavailability
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One Helluva Drop
The multivitamin that didn't phone it in.
A liquid multivitamin covering the gaps your diet quietly left behind. Because 'I'll eat better tomorrow' has been the plan for years, and your cells are tired of waiting.
- Full-spectrum multi
- Easy-absorb liquid
- Daily foundation
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Zinc Me, Baby!
The mineral your immune keeps texting.
Zinc drops for the immune system that's been carrying the team. Wound healing, hormone balance, and the frontline defense that never gets a day off.
- Zinc glycinate
- Immune + wound support
- Hormone balance
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Iron Your Sh*t Out!
For the blood that's running thin.
Gentle liquid iron for the energy that keeps dragging, the pallor that won't quit, and the heavy periods nobody warned you about. Built to be easy on the gut that iron loves to wreck.
- Gentle iron
- Energy + oxygen
- Gut-friendly formula
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Bad To The Bone
Calcium + D3, structural support.
Calcium paired with D3 for the scaffolding holding you upright. Because bones aren't a 'later' problem — they're the foundation everything else stands on.
- Calcium + D3
- Bone density
- Easy-absorb liquid
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Folate Yourself
Methylation's quiet MVP.
Active folate (B9) drops for the methylation that runs your mood, your hormones, and your baby's earliest blueprint. The form your body actually uses — not the one it has to convert.
- Active folate (5-MTHF)
- Methylation + mood
- Prenatal support
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Hair We Go Again
Biotin for the hair, skin, and nails that quit.
B7 biotin drops for the hair that thinned, the nails that split, and the skin that lost its glow. Because sometimes the outside is just reporting what's happening inside.
- Biotin (B7)
- Hair + nails + skin
- Fast-absorbing
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Eye See You
Vitamin A for the eyes that strain.
Vitamin A drops for the vision working overtime on screens, the immune mucosa, and the skin renewal that happens while you sleep. The form your retina actually recognizes.
- Vitamin A
- Vision + immune
- Skin renewal
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E-Mazing AF
Vitamin E for the cells that took the hit.
Vitamin E drops for the membranes fending off oxidative stress, the skin barrier holding the line, and the fertility your body is quietly reorganizing. Antioxidant backup in liquid form.
- Vitamin E
- Antioxidant + skin
- Cellular defense
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K, Let's Go!
K2 for the calcium that went rogue.
Vitamin K2 drops that direct calcium into bones and teeth — not arteries and soft tissue. Because where calcium lands matters as much as how much you take.
- Vitamin K2 (MK-7)
- Bone + artery support
- Calcium routing
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Get Your Rocks Off
Trace minerals, full spectrum.
A full-spectrum trace mineral drop for the enzymes running a hundred reactions you'll never see. The cofactors your body burns through quietly — and replaces badly on a depleted diet.
- 72+ trace minerals
- Enzyme cofactors
- Cellular balance
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Cell Yeah!
CoQ10 for the power plants.
CoQ10 drops for the mitochondria that have been carrying your whole existence. Heart, energy, recovery — the stuff that slows when the cells get tired of the grind.
- CoQ10 (ubiquinol)
- Mitochondrial energy
- Heart support
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Get Your Motor Runin'
L-carnitine for the fat-burning engine.
L-carnitine drops that shuttle fatty acids into the mitochondria for the energy your cells forgot how to make. For the metabolism that downshifted somewhere along the way.
- L-carnitine
- Fat-to-energy shuttle
- Recovery support
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Berry Badass
Elderberry for the immune under siege.
Elderberry drops for the immune system fighting a dozen small wars it never signed up for. Antioxidant-loaded, tradition-backed, and exactly the kind of backup your thymus has been asking for.
- Elderberry extract
- Immune + antiviral
- Antioxidant rich
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Chlorofeel Me?
Chlorophyll for the blood and breath.
Chlorophyll drops for the blood builder, the detoxifier, and the body that smells like it's trying to tell you something. Internal deodorant, mineral mover, quiet multitasker.
- Chlorophyllin
- Blood + detox
- Internal deodorant
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Oh My Cod!
Omega-3 for the brain and joints.
Omega-3 drops for the brain that's foggy, the joints that creak, and the inflammation that's become the background noise of your whole life. Because DHA runs the show and most of us are running low.
- EPA + DHA
- Brain + joint support
- Anti-inflammatory
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Lights Out, B*tch!
Melatonin for the brain that won't quit.
Liquid melatonin for the 2 a.m. spiral, the racing mind, and the body that forgot how to power down. A gentle nudge — not a knockout — for the nervous system that's been running redline all day.
- Liquid melatonin
- Sleep onset
- Fast-acting
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No More Crampy Pants
Magnesium for the legs that won't quit at night.
Liquid magnesium glycinate for the 2 a.m. charley horses, the restless legs, and the tension your body's been carrying like a grudge. The calm mineral your nervous system forgot it had a right to — dosed to the drop.
- Magnesium glycinate
- Muscle + leg cramp relief
- Nervous system calm
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Functional Wellness Shots
Small-batch liquid shots — the actives your body needs, in the size it can actually use. No pills, no powders, no excuses.
Rise & Grind, B*tch!
Because the snooze button isn't a strategy.
B-complex, methyl B12, clean caffeine, and L-theanine for the energy that doesn't ask permission. Smooth lift, no crash, no jangly heart — for the morning that started three alarms ago.
- Methyl B12 + B-complex
- Clean caffeine
- L-theanine smooth
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Brain Fart Fix
For the brain that left the chat.
Citicoline, L-theanine, and B-vitamins for the focus that walked out mid-sentence. Blood flow, neurotransmitters, and the 'what was I saying?' you keep saying.
- Citicoline
- L-theanine focus
- B-vitamin fuel
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Gym & Tonic
The only tonic that earns the joke.
A clean-stim pre-workout shot — caffeine, beta-alanine, and citrulline for the gym session you said you'd keep. No giant tub, no chalky mix, no excuse — just the lift, straight.
- Clean caffeine
- Beta-alanine pump
- No mixing
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Walk It Off, B*tch!
Because 'walk it off' only works if you actually recover.
Tart cherry, electrolytes, and aminos for the DOMS you said you'd train through. Anti-inflammatory, rehydrating, and the reason tomorrow's legs still answer the phone.
- Tart cherry
- Electrolyte recovery
- Amino support
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Wet Yourself!
Hydration that doesn't beat around the bush.
Sodium, potassium, and magnesium in a concentrated hydration shot for the cells that filed a dehydration complaint. Faster than a water bottle, smaller than your excuses.
- Sodium + potassium
- Magnesium
- Rapid hydration
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Happy Gut, Happy Butt
The gut-brain-butt axis, in one shot.
Probiotic cultures and prebiotic fiber for the gut that's been running the whole show badly. Because a happy gut makes for a happy everything — yes, including that.
- Probiotic cultures
- Prebiotic fiber
- Gut flora balance
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Gut Check!
For the gut that needs a reality check.
Digestive enzymes and bitters for the bloating, the heaviness, and the 'why does everything feel like a brick?' The reset your digestive fire forgot it needed — in one small shot.
- Digestive enzymes
- Bitters blend
- Bloating relief
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Sick of This Sh*t!
For the immune under siege — and the person sick of being sick.
Vitamin C, zinc, ginger, and elderberry for the immune system fighting a dozen small wars. The frontline backup your thymus has been asking for — because being sick of it isn't a protocol.
- Vitamin C + zinc
- Ginger + elderberry
- Immune frontline
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Rootin' Tootin'
Roots that mean business — and yes, the name is a pun.
Turmeric, ginger, and black pepper for the inflammation that won't quit. Curcumin that actually absorbs (thank you, piperine) for the joints, the gut, and the fire you can't see.
- Bioavailable curcumin
- Ginger root
- Piperine absorption
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Liver Let Die!
For the liver that never got a day off.
Milk thistle, artichoke, and choline for the liver carrying the whole modern load — meds, toxins, the wine you said you'd cut back on. Silymarin support for the organ that took the 'never' literally.
- Milk thistle (silymarin)
- Artichoke + choline
- Liver support
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Don't Lose Your Shit!
The nervous system reset before you lose it.
L-theanine, magnesium, and lemon balm for the cortisol that's been running the show since — you can't remember. The 'take a breath' you keep forgetting to take, in a shot you won't.
- L-theanine calm
- Magnesium
- Lemon balm nervine
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Night Night, MF
For the brain that won't power down.
Magnesium, tart cherry, and optional melatonin for the 2 a.m. spiral and the body that forgot how to let go. A gentle nudge — not a knockout — for the nervous system running redline all day.
- Magnesium + tart cherry
- Sleep onset
- Melatonin optional
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Not Today, Gravity!
Tell gravity it'll have to wait.
Collagen peptides, vitamin C, and hyaluronic acid for the skin, joints, and scaffolding defying the pull. Because aging is inevitable — but it's not happening today, not on your watch.
- Collagen peptides
- Vitamin C synthesis
- Hyaluronic acid
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Berry Good Sh*t!
The antioxidant that earns the name.
Pomegranate, berry polyphenols, and vitamin C for the free radicals you rack up just by existing. A berry-bright shield for the cells that have been through it.
- Pomegranate polyphenols
- Vitamin C
- Cellular defense
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Holy Kale!
For the salad you didn't eat.
Concentrated greens, spirulina, and chlorella for the vegetables that didn't happen. Detox, chlorophyll, and the daily green your diet quietly skipped — in one small, suspiciously healthy shot.
- Spirulina + chlorella
- Concentrated greens
- Daily detox
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